EQUALITY! Women Now Eligible For Military Draft – Next Onto Agender, Androgynous, Bigender, Binary, Brony, Furry and Two-spirited people!

Women are now eligible for the draft…if there ever is another one. (via @cernovich)

YES! Now we need to codify the equal drafting of Agender, Androgynous, Bigender, Binary, Brony, Furry and Two-spirited people for immediate enlistment in frontline combat positions.

Nobody should be able to look himself, herself, zieself, zirself, eirself, verself, terself, emself in the mirror until zie, zim, zir, zis, zieself, sie, hir, hirs, ey, em, eir, eirs, ve, ver, vis, vers, tey, ter, tem, ters, e, em, air,eirs, can serve with total equality in ALL combat rolls!


This dangerous policy should be reversed.


I still don’t know why women want to fight on the front lines so much. But ok, have at er.


Before rejecting this idea outright, recall the Kurdish and Yazidi women who took the fight to ISIS.

Also…women with guns:

Let’s give this month’s flavor of equality a try.