Some schmuck mailed a box of d*cks to the police station where Jussie Smollett was booked! That sucks. Now everyone’ll be giving him a hard time.
A thoughtful person sent a bag of candy penises to @jussiesmollett in care of CPD’s 1st District station. Unfortunately, Mr. Smollett is no longer at the address and the “bag of dicks” has been returned.@CWBChicago
I’m betting nobody ever did that to Tupac.
No word on if the sender also included one of these handy cards. From the D*cks By Mail website (NSFW)